“And they all want roses, tulips freshly gathered – but best of all are nettles, naked against your bosom battered”. If you make this kind of boisterous rhyme you do not need the RSPB for bird protection. The six Austrians of Buntspecht (Great Woodpecker) with their chansons, melancholy waltzes and film music for films which don’t exist are said to shower people with happiness. When was there last such a hot shower on Sebalder Platz?